i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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