any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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