Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I don't think brook has ever known best
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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