So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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