I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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