your room smells of hookers.
And success
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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