I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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