Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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