So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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