Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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