Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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