idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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