Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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