I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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