Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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