No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
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go home
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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