i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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