did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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