Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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