im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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