The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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