I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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