are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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