That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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