I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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