I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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i need some magic done to my vagina
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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