Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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