My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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