ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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