I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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