I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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