She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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