these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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