I'm really into asian looking animals
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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