we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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