do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it glows. i had to have it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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