The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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