So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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