Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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