My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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