I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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