38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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