dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
im holly from the hills drunk
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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