What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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