Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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