Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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