God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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