I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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