Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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