You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
