there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
there is puke in my bra ... again
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
