I feel great
I just peed on a car
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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