Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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