at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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