She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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