so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
why is half of my head shaved?
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