Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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