did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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