yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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