Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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