I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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